I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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