Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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