i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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