When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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