nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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