i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm too high and old for this...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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