I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
