i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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