"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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