Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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