they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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