I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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