How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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