Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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