Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I love you.
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