singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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