let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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