I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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