Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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