shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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