Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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