giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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