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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'

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• (949): View more from California

  i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

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• (415): View more from California

  I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.

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• (925): View more from California

  You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?

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