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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice

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• (530): View more from California

  There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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• (845): View more from New York

  I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.

  (519): View more from Ontario

  next time on intervention

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children

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