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• (205): View more from Alabama

  why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  my poor anus

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?

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