he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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