I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
