How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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