Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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