so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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