I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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