WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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