I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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