the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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