I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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