duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
she told me i tasted like america
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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