in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think my moral compass just broke
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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