At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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