with your own penis?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and she was petting her beer can
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
