My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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MIDGETS
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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