You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Alive.
So much puke
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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