so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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