Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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