sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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