I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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