Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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