Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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