no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
