I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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