If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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