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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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