no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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