i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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