I just cut my nipple shaving
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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