He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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