It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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