"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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