"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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