i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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