thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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