sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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