All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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