he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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