I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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